Secure Erase a Crucial M4 SSD
The next suggestion was to throw away half of the broken chips at home, and the other half at work. But I *know* someone will suggest eating the refuse, then “depositing” the processed output in multiple lavatories along the eastern seaboard. Me, I think that’s a bit over the top.
Suggestion: First find the home addresses of NSA managers or other jackbooted snoops. Then eat the chips and deposit the processed output on the snoops’ lawns.